In light of the recent revelations concerning the identity of the crime writer Robert Galbraith, I feel it is important to make clear (and to state on the record once and for all) that I am NOT J K Rowling.
JK Rowling did NOT write either of my novels and both my books are wholly and entirely my own work. I am not – and I have never been – JK Rowling in any shape or form whatsoever. I trust this clears up any possible confusion.
NB However, if anyone suspecting that I may be JK Rowling would care to hop straight on over to Amazon and boost my own books’ sales by 415,000% in a single day, then don’t let me stop you!